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傳道人的個人生活

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  1. 傳道人的個人生活
  2. 傳道人的妻子

While I am on this topic, I come across this entry from Beliefnet.com "Joke of the day":

How to Have a Perfect Pastor

A recent survey has compiled all the qualities that people expect from the perfect pastor:

  • Results of a computerized survey indicated that the perfect pastor preaches exactly 12 minutes.
  • He frequently condemns sin but never upsets anyone.
  • He works from 8 a.m. until midnight and is also a janitor. He makes $60 a week, wears good clothes, buys good books, drives a good car, and gives about $80 a week to the poor.
  • He is 28 years of age, but he’s been preaching for 30 years.
  • He is wonderfully gentle and handsome.
  • He gives himself completely but never gets too close to anyone to avoid criticism.
  • He speaks boldly on social issues, but must never become politically involved.
  • He has a burning desire to work with teenagers, but he spends all his time with senior citizens.
  • He makes 15 daily calls to parish families, visits shut-ins and the hospitalized, spends all his time evangelizing the unchurched, and is always in his office when needed.
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