傳道人的個人生活
While I am on this topic, I come across this entry from Beliefnet.com "Joke of the day":
How to Have a Perfect Pastor
A recent survey has compiled all the qualities that people expect from the perfect pastor:
- Results of a computerized survey indicated that the perfect pastor preaches exactly 12 minutes.
- He frequently condemns sin but never upsets anyone.
- He works from 8 a.m. until midnight and is also a janitor. He makes $60 a week, wears good clothes, buys good books, drives a good car, and gives about $80 a week to the poor.
- He is 28 years of age, but he’s been preaching for 30 years.
- He is wonderfully gentle and handsome.
- He gives himself completely but never gets too close to anyone to avoid criticism.
- He speaks boldly on social issues, but must never become politically involved.
- He has a burning desire to work with teenagers, but he spends all his time with senior citizens.
- He makes 15 daily calls to parish families, visits shut-ins and the hospitalized, spends all his time evangelizing the unchurched, and is always in his office when needed.
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