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With such strong arguments, I have to agree — that men should not be ordained as priest.

在家晚飯，看見一則基督教書室的「開學大優惠」：

我：「嘩，而家真係生意難撈，基督教書室同開學有乜關係…？」

Cc：「唔係呀，佢地都有筆呀、簿呀，嗰D嘢賣…」

我：「但係唔係嗰D貨減價喎！」再睇真一點：「係屬靈書呀、聖經呀…唔通趁各位同學要開學，送本聖經俾你先？」

姨媽：「噢，我知，我知…」

「係神學生要開學嘛…」

眾人：!#$&*@(#$!…

There you have it: John the Baptist explains why Christians should not twitter.

Thank you Karen for your endless inspiration and enlightenment, I learned another new acronym today:

CNN — Christians Nosy Network

Yes, and we are in this together!

I just couldn’t stop laughing when I read this:

I-touch同時還具有繁、簡中文手寫輸入能，方便各年齡段的基督徒使用。不僅如此，在有Wi-fi網路的情況下，它還可直接進入Youtube，免費下載、播放相關視頻資訊。除此以外，它還具有天氣預報、日曆、計算器、記事本等豐富的能，可謂是基督徒個人靈修、生活與工作的好幫手。

現在磐石福音書房為回應全美10月12日的牧師節發起了「愛牧行動」，鼓勵教會購買I-touch產品作為獻給牧者的精美愛心禮物，同時書房還配有精品禮盒與購書優惠券，歡迎各教會來電查詢。

I can’t help but wonder, “Wow, who would have fall for THAT?”

And for the record — I am a pastor, and I don’t need a iTouch. In fact, if you buy me one, I will use it for anything except those mentioned above. And I will be so busy playing with my new toy, that I will have even less time reading my bible, meditating God’s words, doing visitation, planning my sermon… etc.

Oh, isn’t it suppose to help me on those? Oops…

Thank God you are NOT in this church and, (so far) you have not heard sermon like this:

During the sermon, Rainey read a passage from Obadiah and said, “The word used for ‘provision’ is the Greek ‘kupkos’, or ‘chabed’ in the Hebrew, meaning ‘oikenatilus’ or literally ‘havet am rabed alshallai.’ The original tells us, ‘Kepkus oikenate dunamis rikesa,’ a fascinating word construction, meaning not just once but continually, or, ‘Akinitus kre dormitaron,’ which corresponds to, ‘Shevet ahim gamyahad.’ If I may put it this way, ‘Gelli toheron basmat evit yarna, khom harde dir shalom ette ramen novar chemyon.’ Amen?”

Jim, I think this should be put under your “Ministerial Misconduct” category!

[HT: Dr. Jim West]