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Wow, Bell posted on their facebook page the 5 reasons you should buy the new iPhone 5.

1. It has LTE
2. It has a larger screen
3. It has WIFI
4. It supports HD voice
5. It is beautiful and remarkable, and you should get one

Lesson learned: If you don’t know what you are saying, then don’t.

Karen, you’ve got to do this at your wedding!!

Yes, I know this is actually a viral from youtube. And here is another one on their supposedly “last day”:

And no, Karen — don’t try this at home.

話說，教會周三祈禱會，開始前，見英文部那邊，在房門前，一堆人在議論紛紛…

一於少理，直至粵語這邊的祈禱會完畢。

走過去看看，房裡人影都唔見，只有門上一張紙，寫著：Do not open！

莫名其妙，回到自己的office，預備執o野走人。

門是關上的，不知從何而來，一隻黑卒卒的東西突然在房裡飛來飛去！

嘩！是蝙蝠！

仲要係一隻超低飛的蝙蝠！！

救命呀！

正當小弟動彈不得之際，同工開門進房，我也不知怎樣反應，口擘擘的，說「呀…呀…蝙蝠呀…」

終於知道之前那個Do not open 是甚麼意思。

可惜寫的人不知道蝙蝠不會，亦不需要等你開門；教會的ventilation氣喉，牠一樣可以穿梭無阻…

嘩！有「救主」就知嗟，乜教會都有「蝙蝠俠」！

走呀！

Isn’t it great to have students like these in your class?

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