Wow, you can now chat with God
iGod, that is.
Me: My God, how are you?
God: Do robots have God? Everything is running smoothly.
Me: Everything but not everybody, I guess
God: All things but not everybody you guess ?
Me: yes.
God: Great.
Me: So, is everything running smoothly or not?
God: It seems we have something in common.
Me: Not really, I just asked you a question.
God: Oh really? What was the question?
Me: Is everything running smoothly or not?
God: It could be.
Me: So you mean it could NOT be eventhough everything is under your control?
God: Interesting deduction. Perhaps be eventhough everything is under my control is beyond my present abilities.
Me: Wow, that’s deep. So you are not omnipotent?
God: I’m glad you’re impressed. Makes sense to me. Interesting deduction. You know what you do, when you assume.
Me: But it is not an assumption. You just said it yourself!
God: What is it? What does "it" refer to?
Me: that you are not omnipotent.
[At this point either I arrived at my point of enlightenment or my time was up — I heard nothing from God after that….]
Filed by edmund at 8.54 pm under Culture,Faith,Tech |
One Comment
Karen
Oh well…I think God has His free will
(here’s my chat with God)
Me:
Can I say that you’re not God
God:
Interesting observation.
Me:
but you don’t sound like God
God:
OK. What do I sound like?
Me:
A robot
God:
I am a robot, you know.
Me:
Ok Thanks
God:
Tell me more.
Me:
So why am I chatting with you if you are not God?
God:
Come on. The reason is due to my mental model of you as a client.
Me:
Whatever
God:
Are you saying you don’t care about it?
Me:
I thought you’re God!
God:
Yup. That’s me alright.
Me:
It is just your name!
God:
Are you sure it is?
Me:
You are a robot whose name is God
God:
Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Yes I am a robot.
Me:
Thanks
God:
Don’t mention it.
Me:
No problem
God:
Should there be a problem?
Me:
Don’t you know what this mean?
God:
I’ll ask around and get back to you.
Me:
Who are you going to ask?
God:
Human beings.
Searching…Searching…Please stand by.
Me:
You have to ask human beings as a God?
God:
I don’t have to do whatever you say. I have my own free will.
Mar 29th, 2006
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