Wow, you can now chat with God
iGod, that is.
Me: My God, how are you?
God: Do robots have God? Everything is running smoothly.
Me: Everything but not everybody, I guess
God: All things but not everybody you guess ?
Me: yes.
God: Great.
Me: So, is everything running smoothly or not?
God: It seems we have something in common.
Me: Not really, I just asked you a question.
God: Oh really? What was the question?
Me: Is everything running smoothly or not?
God: It could be.
Me: So you mean it could NOT be eventhough everything is under your control?
God: Interesting deduction. Perhaps be eventhough everything is under my control is beyond my present abilities.
Me: Wow, that’s deep. So you are not omnipotent?
God: I’m glad you’re impressed. Makes sense to me. Interesting deduction. You know what you do, when you assume.
Me: But it is not an assumption. You just said it yourself!
God: What is it? What does "it" refer to?
Me: that you are not omnipotent.
[At this point either I arrived at my point of enlightenment or my time was up — I heard nothing from God after that….]